30 Hilarious Tweets From The 2014 Oscars #TeenTakeover

Last night, a little bit of history was made at the 2014 Academy Awards with the selfie seen 'round the world. And even though we didn't make it to LA to eat pizza slices and rub shoulders with J-Lawr, HuffPostTeen did its own big experiment when we had two of our awesome teen bloggers, Bizzy Emerson and Kami Baker (a.k.a. the next Tina and Amy), take over our Twitter account for the very first time in honor of Hollywood's biggest night.

Here are 30 of the most hilarious moments from our Twitter #TeenTakeover. (Ellen, we'll have our people call your people -- because these teens would make awesome backup hosts for next year's show.)

THE FEELINGS

Anne Hathaway walking out to "I Dreamed A Dream" = please it's too early in the awards for me to be crying. - B

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

I AM EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO BRADLEY COOPER'S SMILE -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

BUT I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND THAT IT DIDN'T BREAK MY HEART THAT LEONARDO DICAPRIO DENIED A SLICE. BABY WHY. - B

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

THEY WERE JUST PLAYING RUE'S LULLABY FROM THE HUNGER GAMES. I HEARD IT, AND I FELT IT. -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

Confessional: I'm scared Leo will win and that I won't be able to breathe and that half of the world's population will just evaporate

— Kami Baker (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) March 3, 2014

I feel so connected to all those beautiful people with their uncomfortable giggles and dreams of holding shiny trophies -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

YOU COULD HEAR LEO'S BOYISH LAUGH IN ELLEN'S MICROPHONE AND MY HEART GREW 10x BIGGER LIKE THE OSCARS GRINCH. - B

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

THE ELLEN

Ellen DeGenres is just like that quote from TFIOS: "She is funny without ever being mean." - B

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

I would honestly consider selling parts of my body for Ellen to be a member of my family -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

Ellen: "Aren't you all hungry?"
Jennifer Lawrence: *claps with gusto* -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

SOLID Finding Nemo joke. SOLID. -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

THE FASHION

New fashion trends: Whoopi Goldberg's 4085981 foot long pearl necklace. -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

THE CELEBS

JESUS LETO!!!!!!! -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

Plot twist: Glenn Close's evil twin, Glenn Far Away suddenly appears on stage. -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

A fan club for Sally Fields's cheekbones. -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

Joseph Gordon-Levitt more like Joseph Gordon-LEVITATES ME INTO AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

Matthew McConaughey is a human Klondike bar. I would do anything for him. - B

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

THE SPEECHES

Jared Leto's speech is so so so good. I am going to photoshop his hair over mine in all of my Facebook pictures. - B

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

Can we just, like, record all of the acceptance speeches on loop so I can fall asleep to the voices of champions every night? Maybe? -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

Honestly have no idea what Jim Carrey is talking about but the glasses game is so strong. - B

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

"#suckit" Cate Blanchett is one of us. - B

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

THE AWARDS

'Gravity' is OUT OF THIS WORLD with all of their Oscar wins tonight and yes I am ashamed of myself for that pun - B

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

If we all rally together and submit security cam footage of Bradley Cooper in a Jamba Juice, it too could win a Best Documentary Oscar. - B

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

THE FOOD

His voice makes me want to eat a baguette. -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

OTHER IMPORTANT OBSERVATIONS

"People are vicious and need to be sterilized." - Jimmy Kimmel, also me when walking through the school hallway.

— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) March 3, 2014

All the old people in the audience just laughed at a joke I didn't understand -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

That's the same music that plays when I walk into school... #oscars #indianajones -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

'O'Russell' rhymes with 'American Hustle' and I'm pretty sure that's the only reason he took the job -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

The only thing cooler than Spike Jonze's Oscar win is Spike Jonze's name. -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014

Distracted by the minions. -K

— HuffPost Teen (@HuffPostTeen) March 3, 2014