Former reality star and eternal Queen of Instagram Lauren Conrad has adopted a puppy. It appears to be adorable and perfect, because it has been run through multiple filters, and also because it is a puppy.
Just to be clear, this puppy's life will include artisanal lemonade ...
... hand-painted floral dinnerware ...
... hand-painted balloons ...
... hand-painted useless glass things ...
... assorted Pinterest-inspired pastries ...
... literally all of the nail polish ...
... and midi rings.
The "newest member of the Conrad clan," will join Conrad's other pets -- Chloe, Fitz and this random baby bird -- who also have prettier lives than you.
Just to be clear, this puppy's life will include artisanal lemonade ...
... hand-painted floral dinnerware ...
... hand-painted balloons ...
... hand-painted useless glass things ...
... assorted Pinterest-inspired pastries ...
... literally all of the nail polish ...
... and midi rings.
The "newest member of the Conrad clan," will join Conrad's other pets -- Chloe, Fitz and this random baby bird -- who also have prettier lives than you.