#BeyoncePickupLines must have sent Twitter into a Queen B craze because there were multiple funny ladies talking about Yoncé all week. Rebecca Shapiro couldn't seem to shake Beyoncé, even when texting: "Just tried to type 'beyond' and automatically typed 'beyonce' so that’s where I’m at on this Thursday afternoon." Damn autocorrect.
In other news, we were so excited to get some clues about "Pitch Perfect 2" from Anna Kendrick who tweeted, "Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet." We are SO excited!
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Twitter is like if kindergarten was a bar.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) June 17, 2014I want you know I worked for 12hrs today and I only vowed to commit murder 26 times. I'm improving.
— Tachy Nurse (@ShanaRose21) June 17, 2014They call it a "blog" because "TELL ME I'M PRETTY" was too indulgently narcissistic.
— Pomegrenede (@Pomegrenede) June 16, 2014whenever I try to be friends with my ex I remember he's an internet troll on the comment thread of my life
— katie kadue (@kukukadoo) June 17, 2014Dreamt I spent my entire wedding eating so I think I might be psychic.
— Rachel Zarrell (@rachelzarrell) June 17, 2014Something that's like meth but makes your teeth better. C'mon, science. Do I have to think of everything?
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) June 17, 2014My favorite part of summer is that having cleavage sweat makes me feel like I actually have cleavage!
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) June 18, 2014I babysat a friend's 3 yr old this week, and my biological clock was like, "Nah, bitch, I'm good."
— bourgeois beth (@gainesvilepolis) June 17, 2014"Sorry, you caught me while I was updating the emojis in my Instagram profile." - if I told the truth abt why I'm just now calling you back
— erin mallory long (@erinmallorylong) June 18, 2014Sorry Brazilian bikini waxer lady, but now isn’t the time to ask me if I’m related to celebrities I share a last name with
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) June 19, 2014I like to prank call my boss and ask if he's hiring so I know if I should be worried.
— Nerf Herder (@TrueTorontoGirl) June 19, 2014It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.
— Sweet Slips (@Ndeshi_M) June 19, 2014My pool guy just told me it's unsafe to swim for the next few hours due to the chemicals. Time to invite the neighbors over!
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) June 19, 2014Amazon unveiled its first smartphone today. Unfortunately when you try to order it, Amazon suggests you buy something else
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) June 19, 2014Just tried to type “beyond” and automatically typed “beyonce” so that’s where I’m at on this Thursday afternoon.
— Rebecca Shapiro (@RebeccaShap) June 19, 2014Don't worry, be yoncé.
— Michelle Persad (@michelleapersad) June 19, 2014I can stay mad for about as long as a high school boy can fuck
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 18, 2014Hey girl, you on Tinder? Because I'd never swipe you to the left, to the left. #BeyoncePickupLines
— Melissa M (@OhHeyMeliss) June 19, 2014Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 16, 2014Turns out that the only question in musical criticism that matters to me is "How will this song go over at karaoke?".
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) June 20, 2014