Katy Perry unveiled the video for "Dark Horse" on Thursday, and boy, do we have questions. Lots of them. Like: Why? Why is anything that happens in it happening?
If you haven't watched, it appropriates ancient Egyptian culture and symbolism, and, well, that's about all we can tell you. We could pretend like we have all the answers, except we don't have a single answer. So here are a lot of questions raised by "Dark Horse."
Did Katy Perry lead to the demise of Memphis, Egypt?
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Why are these men blue?
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Why did this pirate abandon his ship?
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Who knew the ancient Egyptians had such modernized hair-dyeing techniques?
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How is this helping her vision?
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How did she survive this lightning strike?
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Why does that pirate look like he belongs on the set of "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace"?
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Why can't that snake bite Katy Perry so this will end?
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Would Cleopatra approve of this look? (Hint: Not even Elizabeth Taylor playing Cleopatra would approve of this look.)
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Is that pyramid made of sidewalk chalk?
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Is this really what Katy Perry looks like when she's hungry?
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When did ancient Egypt get Flamin' Hot Cheetos?
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What did she expect? She just ate a Flamin' Hot Cheeto.
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Why is this guy so useless? Who is this guy?
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Is she auditioning for "Mortal Kombat"?
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How did Katy Perry manage to get this off the "Legends of the Hidden Temple" set?
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Doesn't this carriage look like it'll fall apart at any second?
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How did this guy go from this ...
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... to this?
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Why was this small dog selected to represent how we all feel about this music video?
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Where did this dude get his beard groomed?
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How did Katy Perry even get up there?
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Why are her eyes terrifying all of a sudden?
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Why? Just why?
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What questions do you have about Perry's video? Watch below and decide.
If you haven't watched, it appropriates ancient Egyptian culture and symbolism, and, well, that's about all we can tell you. We could pretend like we have all the answers, except we don't have a single answer. So here are a lot of questions raised by "Dark Horse."
Did Katy Perry lead to the demise of Memphis, Egypt?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Why are these men blue?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Why did this pirate abandon his ship?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Who knew the ancient Egyptians had such modernized hair-dyeing techniques?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
How is this helping her vision?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
How did she survive this lightning strike?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Why does that pirate look like he belongs on the set of "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace"?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Why can't that snake bite Katy Perry so this will end?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Would Cleopatra approve of this look? (Hint: Not even Elizabeth Taylor playing Cleopatra would approve of this look.)
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Is that pyramid made of sidewalk chalk?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Is this really what Katy Perry looks like when she's hungry?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
When did ancient Egypt get Flamin' Hot Cheetos?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
What did she expect? She just ate a Flamin' Hot Cheeto.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Why is this guy so useless? Who is this guy?
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Clik here to view.
Is she auditioning for "Mortal Kombat"?
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Clik here to view.
How did Katy Perry manage to get this off the "Legends of the Hidden Temple" set?
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Clik here to view.
Doesn't this carriage look like it'll fall apart at any second?
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Clik here to view.
How did this guy go from this ...
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Clik here to view.
... to this?
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Clik here to view.
Why was this small dog selected to represent how we all feel about this music video?
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Clik here to view.
Where did this dude get his beard groomed?
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Clik here to view.
How did Katy Perry even get up there?
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Clik here to view.
Why are her eyes terrifying all of a sudden?
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Why? Just why?
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What questions do you have about Perry's video? Watch below and decide.